Hag Bags and Cash for Clunkers

Definition of Hag Bags from the wild and wonderful dictionary of Kathleen Petrides.

Hag Bags are any and all breasts that have gone well past their "use by date" sag down to the knees and have no purpose other than filling up a bra.

A bit like a clunker. In fact, I think mine fill the qualifications for clunkers, my hag bags have done well over 100,000 miles, they don't work right anymore and they're just "parked" and don't even go for Sunday drives. I wonder if Obama could do another cash for clunkers program. I wouldn't mind a new set. A smaller and perkier pair. I wonder what the trade in value would be. Come to think of it, why stop there. I wouldn't mind trading "Himself" for a new and younger version either. I sure hope Obama gets to that stimulus package and soon. I'm not getting any younger you know.